Thread: Car problems

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four!" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly, "Look at ze d**n papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea you arra breaking da law!"

The German driver replies angrily, "You dummkopf! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Fiat Uno."

I actually though, you where telling this joke

there was a scottish english and german get caught by suddan hussien during the gulf war

suddan said i'm a sporting man I will give you any ground craft to escape and if you cross borders before i kill you, you can live

the scottish guy says I will have a lamborghini, no problems says suddan, the scottish jumps in the car speeds off and just before he gets the border a bomb drops on him and he dies

the english guy say I will have a porsha, again no problems the english guy jumps in the car and just before the border a bomb drops on him and he dies

the german say I will have 4 dogs and 4 bed springs suddan looks at him and says are you sure you can have any ground craft, german say no 4 dogs and 4 bed springs

so the german jumps on the back of the first dog just before 1/4 way the dog gets shot so he jumps on the back of the 2nd dog and 1/2 way there the dog gets shot so he jumps on the back of the 3rd dog just before about 3/4 way the dog get shot so he jumps ont he back of the 4th dog and just before the before the border he puts the bed springs on the dogs feet and jumps the border to freedom


back on safe ground suddan hussein calls him and say i don't understands how did you escape

and the german say 4th dog sprung technique as the say in my country